Top 10 signs you may be getting too old for rock concerts
- You must take a nap the day of the concert.
- You must take off work the day after the concert.
- Your party-concert vehicle has a car seat in the back (for a GRANDchild).
- Security has very little interest in seeing what’s in your purse.
- You notice that your fellow Springsteen fans are getting old and fat.
- You hope for a slow song so you can sit down.
- You plan in advance which song(s) you’ll use for your bathroom break(s).
- Your cooler contains only water and soda.
- You wish the concert t-shirts came with a slimming, tummy-control panel.
- Though you can still execute a fist pump, it is accompanied by jiggling arm fat.







